"I'm calling it game on accounts of the rain."
"It's weird and lame and weird."
"Found my cat that's been missing for 3 days. Turns out she was stuck in the chimney."
"...like a dog returns to his vomit."
"I swear sometimes I just want to walk out in front of a bus."
"...I should just drop out of college and get a real job."
Haha, seems like you found some funny ones! I like the dog returning to his vomit comment. Makes me very curious about the dialect for sure! Very good quotes!
ReplyDeleteThere's a story in the cat stuck in the chimney line. Nice collection of quotes.
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